第727章 走,带你去找小奶狗
沈鳶说:“反正都差不多,找到一个合適的就行了,我要求又不高。”
“不行,这种事情绝对不能隨便,反正我来帮你把关,到时候你就当你的瓶,其他交给我!”
有萧柠在,一定能给沈鳶挑选出一个良配!
这相亲就在dg的会议室里,有人来了的时候,萧柠就坐好。
“进来,带简歷了吗?”萧柠问。
那个人懵了一下:“啊?你们没说要带简歷过来啊?”
他只是看到沈总徵婚,想来试一试,没想到沈总就邀请她见一面。
萧柠最近公司也壮大,面试人面试的嘴都瓢了。
“不好意思说错了,那你介绍一下你自己。”
“怎么介绍?”
“叫什么名字,多大年龄什么学歷什么职业,对未来有什么规划,为什么要想结婚,愿意闪婚吗,半个月之內结婚的那种,婚后你是想工作还是想当全职主夫?”
萧柠一大堆的问题砸过去,让人家都不知所措。
“算了算了,你要是不知道该怎么说,还是再去准备准备吧,麻烦叫下一个进来。”
萧柠两句话就把人家给打发跑了,还对沈鳶说道:“你看他那样子都像是被嚇到了,这样的人不行,看起来就没什么主见,把你交给他我不放心。”
很快,第二个人就进来了,前面介绍自己的时候,萧柠觉得还行,长得也还可以。
后面萧柠都打算让他进入决赛圈了,那个人问道:“要是结婚的话,能不能给我五个亿的彩礼?我的公司资金出现了一点问题,我想……”
萧柠揉了揉眉心,原来是来要钱的。
“出去!”
“那我能行吗,钱能不能儘快转给我?”那个人还不死心。
萧柠说:“我不想骂人,你最好赶紧滚!”
“为什么,我哪里不够好吗,我的学歷身材和顏值都是无可挑剔的,虽然你很厉害,但是你孩子都五岁了,而且我又不嫌弃你,也愿意和你结婚和你生孩子。”那个人还想爭取一下,萧柠都想要拿著扫帚赶人了。
“你还想嫌弃,滚出去,凤凰男!”
这把萧柠给气的,水都多喝了两杯。
很快,沈鳶今天约的人都已经见过了,萧柠没一个喜欢的,不知道的,还以为是萧柠相亲呢。
“鳶鳶,你找这些人比我找的还不靠谱。”
“我就是隨便找的,反正只要合適就行。”
沈鳶本来就没打算真情实感,只是想要找一个各取所需的人假结婚。
她说著是徵婚,但是结婚证,沈鳶没打算领证。
“我觉得都不太合適,要不然我带你去找个小奶狗?反正都是要,还不如找年轻单纯的,你去隨便包养两个不行吗,还没那么多事还好打发。”
“就刚刚那个,还张口就敢要五个亿的彩礼,他配吗!”
沈鳶都忍不住笑:“去哪里找?”
“当然是去有小奶狗的地方了,跟我走就对了!”
到了晚上,萧柠给沈鳶化了一个美美的御姐装,那红色的眼影,可没几个人能驾驭的了,但是因为沈鳶的眼睛太漂亮了,那亮晶晶的眼影闪耀点缀著,一眼就给人一种惊心动魄的美,然后移不开眼。
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